Escolham a vossa vitima preferida e... Insults about Politics & Politicians
Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. . Tom Lehrer, on Henry Kissinger.God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair .E também é possível construir insultos por medida. Eu, por exemplo, pensei num conhecido meu, fiz a descrição e apareceu-me o seguinte:What a putrid putrid waste of a penis you are, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. It's easy to tell why you are celibate, you cantankerous, foul-tempered, self-loathing nonentity; not even a dildo would want to fuck you. You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. How much would you change to haunt a house? You actually voted for Dubya? What a corporate puppet shithead-loving putz you are, you ultra right-wing, quasi-fascist, Nixon-loving heartless bastard. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. Tall people are crap in bed. Your weight may well be proportional, but you've got cellulite that makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Professional what? Are you a professional simpleton, or simply a well meaning amateur? I love that jacket you're wearing. It's obvious you shop at only the finest garage sales. Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole.